iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

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curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

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*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

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paranoid:

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

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marina + favorite tweets

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draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact

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"dis bitch stole my look"

"imma have to kill her after PE today"

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mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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driveshaftgroupie:

skypestripper:

when u burn someone in front of ur friends

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